No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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