Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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