Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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