You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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