omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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