How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
its not stalking. its research.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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