Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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