There is no way he is gay with that hair.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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