Whod you bang
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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