I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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