Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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