the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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