yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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