I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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