i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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