I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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