So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
