Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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