i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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