WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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