Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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