dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Randomize
