TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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