I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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