remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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