talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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