your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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