I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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