Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Text me some of your sweat
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
