Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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