Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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