The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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