Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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