So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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