So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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