well I can't set my house on fire every night
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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