i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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