I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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