whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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