porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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