i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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