Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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