yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
