I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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