Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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