Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
operation harelip BJ is a go
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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