Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
You made out with two different species that night
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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