So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Randomize
