You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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