just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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