we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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